Obama-isms

While playing Spades with my parents over Thanksgiving break, my mom and I somehow got on the topic of words that rhyme with Obama. I think it started when she asked what the new slogan would be after That One, Go-Bama, etc. We started brainstorming words and we got really into it. Soon it wasn't just the words but funny questions before the Obama punchline of sorts. My dad patiently waited for the joke to die down, but seemed amused enough that we were both so engaged in it. It was too late anyhow--we were a lost cause and couldn't be stopped!

I relayed the evening to my roommate Sarah a few days later and she got caught up in the fun as well. The following are the fruits of our labors, so to speak. As Sarah said, they are are 95% Amirabama. A few come from Sarah, and some from my mom. The rest are from the randomness lurking inside my brain. My all-time favorite is courtesy of my mom so I'll post that first. Its unexpected specificity and weirdness lend it lots of charm! I don't understand how she came up with that one... Anyhow, without further ado I present: Obama-isms!

All-time Favorite: What do you call Obama with a foot fetish? Toebama

What do you call Obama by the sea? Bigelowbama

What do you call Obama who faces He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named? Harry Pottobama

What do you call Obama in the middle of a rap? Flowbama

What do you call Obama in the winter? Snowbama

What do you call Obama with his hood? Brobama

What do you call Obama the artist? Michaelangelobama OR Picassobama

What do call Obama in Hawaii? Alohabama

What do you call Obama at a health food store? Trader Joebama

What does street slang Obama say? Yomamabama

What do the aliens say upon exiting their spaceship? Take me to Yobama

What do you call Obama who peed all over himself? Yellowbama

What do you call Obama on a walk? El Caminobama

What do you call Obama with sugar and spice? Obamaliscious

What do you call a Republican convert? Obamanized

What do you call the new value meal at McDonalds? Obamasize it

What do you call an animal you may see at the zoo? Iguanabama

What would happen if McCain won the presidency? Obama Trauma

What do you call Obama before he goes to sleep? Pajamabama

What do you call Obama over 100 degrees? Obamasauna

What do you call Obama with no moving facial parts? Lipobama

What do call Obama in a flowy white dress? Marilyn Monroebama

What do you call Obama sweet bread? Greek Phyllobama

What do you call limboing Obama? How-low-can-you-go-bama

What do you call McCain and Palin? Way Belowbama

What do you call Obama at cards? Hi or Lowbama

What do you call Obama at the zoo? HippoBama

What do you call Obama when things go missing? Kleptobama

What happens to Obama when you say “cheese”? Photobama

What do call the space between Obama stars in the sky? Ellipsobamas.

What do you call Obama by the disco ball? Strobama

What do you call Obama with an iPod? Nanobama

What do you call Obama with a mushroom on his head? Super Mariobama

What do you call Obama with one eyebrow? Frida Kahlobama

What do you call Obama working with kids in a drama classroom? Creative DramaBama

What do you call Obama making a strike? Bowl-a-rama-bama

What does a bovine Obama say? Moo000bama

What do call an Obama of the people? A fellowbama

What do you call Obama as cargo checked under a plane? Stowbama

What do you call Obama with cowboy boots? Howdy-HoBama

What do you call Obama as an action figure? G.I. Joebama

What do you call a far-spitting Obama? A llamabama